[quickie]

I searched to see if we had one but i didnt find one. I thought it could be fun to see what everone comes up with.


You know you drive a spyder when you always get asked if thats a new porsche.
......... Precats are your number one fear.
......... No one ever asks you to pickup anything from the grocery store.
.......... People ask if its as good as a miata.
Now your turn :lol:

 

[Gts*Jason]

....your wife drives your car more than you do

 

[Thunderfrog]

You're facing the wrong direction in traffic in the rain

 

[Uncle Mush]

. . . you have to look up over the shrubs at the corner of the intersection hoping you can see if there is oncoming traffic.

. . . the kids at the drive through window never take your order becasue they can't see your car.

. . . you no longer have vacation money becasue your busy spending it on mods.

. . . you haven't got time for Facebook because your always on SpyderChat.

 

[wylde1]

You have to look up at a Mini Cooper.

 

[Ken Branch]

.... have to lean down to see the traffic light while waiting for it to turn green.

 

[AgSpyder]

You wonder if you can fit underneath that tractor trailer that you're driving alongside.

 

[HeelToeHero]

You don't have to slow down for certain gates.

People ask if you're trying to cook your groceries while putting them in your car.

Every time you go around a highway ramp, your friend's e-reader asks if she wants to rotate the screen.

People always say "Yeah, I love the 2nd gens!"

People always ask if you have the 2ZZ yet, if not, when are you getting it?

 

[RoosterRoadster]

When you know what the following mean:
- gut the cat
- drop the diaper
- unclog the drain

 

[rebelscientist]

. . . you have to look up over the shrubs at the corner of the intersection hoping you can see if there is oncoming traffic.

. . . the kids at the drive through window never take your order becasue they can't see your car.

. . . you haven't got time for Facebook because your always on SpyderChat.

:lol: So true.

 

[Solennel]

you wonder if you can fit underneath that tractor trailer that you're driving alongside.

+1
:d

 

[dogbreath]

Worry about backing out of a parking spot with an SUV on each side.
Drive on to a military base, the guard asks you to open the trunk and you walk to the front of the car.
A group at work wants to go to lunch and you ask who's driving.

 

[Green Goblin]

If other cars are always frontgating you in a turn...

 

[Uncle Mush]

. . . you take note of that rather large car in front of you and then realize it's only a Corolla.

. . . what little storage space there is in the driver's side door is taken-up by a large tube of sun screen.

. . . you actually know what "mongos" are . . . and how to use them.

. . . you believe there is a photo of a Spyder in the dictionary next to the term "permagrin."

 

[murfdaddy]

... you consider your daily workout regiment getting in and out of the car.

... you check your oil level on a daily basis.

 

[lerative]

When you know what the following mean:
- gut the cat
- drop the diaper
- unclog the drain

Or
-Burp the car
-cleaned it's diaper

 

[plebian]

...you go to department stores only when you don't have a passenger.

...you pull in backwards at every grocery store.

...your neighbors know what kind of music listen to, and you only crank up the volume over the road noise.

...you can identify a JDM badge.

...you know what an SMT is, even if you don't drive one.

...you know what the undercarriage of a Suburban looks like.

...you stand up in drive throughs

 

[Duska]

. . . you believe there is a photo of a Spyder in the dictionary next to the term "permagrin."

I believe....

I BELIEVE

 

[Thunderfrog]

On vacation you use garbage bags instead of suitcases

 

[lushman]

You have to look up at a Mini Cooper.

This happened today on the way to work. :lol: